If we’re texting and I’m actually responding quickly and you’re not then it’s 99.9% guaranteed I won’t reply back for weeks
- WiFi: connected
- Me: then fucking act like it
- nun: pastor, we are having trouble with the exorcism
- pastor: have you tried unblessing and blessing again ?
you all deserve someone who isnt embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, good and bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you. i hope you all find that!!